rizastitties:

luginub:

What I look for in a girl:

• Water, 35 litres
• Carbon, 20 kilograms
• Ammonia, 4 litres
• Lime, 1.5 kilograms
• Phosphorus, 800 grams
• Salt, 250 grams
• Saltpeter, 100 grams
• Sulfur, 80 grams
• Fluorine, 7.5 grams
• Iron, 5 grams
• Silicon, 3 grams
• Trace amounts of 15 other elements

longlivelink:

m-azing:

I will bet anyone $100 that Hiromu Arakawa created the whole series just to make that joke

h AL p

otter-face:

nailed it

(Source: kushiihime)

demonsandspiders:

 # FIX ME UP LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH BOYS WINRY

crockerscorpse:

selim bradley…. is homo…..

(Source: ohlookitscazz)

percy—waterbender:

Hey guys

do you remember when

envy gave birth to lust

cause I sure do

it’s a girl

colonelmustangsnipples:

alphonse is so fucking metal

(Source: pinako)